User blog comment:William Brawlmaritn/Faults of the English & It's King/@comment-26862746-20150806053133/@comment-26453737-20150806084451

Catch a ship to Copenhagen, go to Kwagar's palace, take the first right as you enter, then the next left, left again down the corridor, take a right at the first door, then go down thirty stories, take another left, go through the main door, take the cable car to Devilton then a train to Hellington, from there you will need to go to Department of Kwagar Affairs and talk to a helpful not so friendly administration official who will give you several documents to sign before pulling a lever next to their desk and sending you down a seventy mile chute straight into boiling lava.

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