User blog:Lord Andrew Mallace/Resignation of Lord Andrew Norrington Mallace II, Effective Immediately

OFFICE OF THE CHANCELLERY

31 MARCH 1751

LORD CHANCELLOR A.N. MALLACE

Friends,

it is with great regret, but many great memories, that I announce my resignation as His Majesty's Lord Chancellor, the Deliverer of Justice, the Highest of all Magistrates. I hereby suspend all of my ranks, including Keeper of the Great Seal of the Realm, Leader of the Tories, De-facto Lord Speaker and MP for Southwark, among others. I'm sure they'll call a crack-election to replace me. These past 9 years have seen me well.

My disagreements with the leadership of this nation have grown thick. I have watched this nation grow from a small, underrecognized trading company to the most powerful CRP nation the game has ever known. I could not be prouder of our achievements, our lasting legacy, our camaraderie, and our perseverance. Many a time I believed it was time to throw the towel. But you, the citizens of this Kingdom, inspired myself and the rest of the Cabinet to continue. You continued to ignite the spark that once took down the most sinister adversary to ever walk the game in 2011.

Times have changed, however. And while I still fully believe that this nation is capable of leading the CRP world to its best, in order for that to happen, HM Cabinet must be on the same page. For the past few months, and particularly these last few weeks, such has not been the case. It is in the best interests of the people that I resign my post and allow the newer... less competent... leaders of this nation have their way.

To those who believe in the traditional ways of the company, I tip my hat to thee. Rule Britannia, and may God grace each and every one of you who pledge allegiance to this great nation. It has been the honor of my roleplay life. And to the remaining leaders... good luck. You desperately need it.

So for one last time friends, Hail to the King.

Sincerely, 

The Honorable Earl Granville, Lord Andrew Norrington Mallace II; Lord Chancellor of the Courts, Ex-officio Lord President of the Council, Chairman of the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council, Keeper of the Great Seal of the Realm, Second Lord of the Treasury, Member of the EITC Court of Directors, Governor of the British Virgin Islands and Gibraltar, KT, KG, KB, PC, FRS, MP for Southwark.



April foolz lol