Talk:Bartholomew Swordfury/@comment-26231030-20141103215656/@comment-26231030-20141104170912

Lol.

1. You don't kill Spaniards "constantly". You barely PVP'ed on the game, or even SVS'ed that much.

2. No, you don't say the story for what it is, considering it's stupid and would never happen. Stop thinking you're some hot shot Spain cared about or whatever

3. I'm not reading it for appeal, I'm reading it because I want to see your actual Bio.

4. You literally have no reason to hate Pears, other than you were on a different faction than him. For other people, I could say the exact opposite, though.

5. Learn the difference between In-Character and Out-Of-Character.

6. You do actually need justification for your killings, if you do this because God apparently sent you.

7. Spain is dominantly Catholic.

8. You know who also tries to justify their killings because "God told them to"? Patients and a high-security Mental Institution.

9. Stop thinking you're relevant. You weren't in the Paradoxian War, nor were you in the Post-Paradoxians War. The two wars that were actually pivotal in terms of History, you weren't apart of.

10. Stop stealing your stories from mediocre movies like Dracula Untold. It only makes you look even more stupid.