User blog:Lord Andrew Mallace/Official Decree: Post-Wedding Demands from Britain

5 JULY, IN THE YEAR OF OUR GRACIOUS LORD, 1749

WESTMINSTER HALL

OFFICE OF THE LORD CHANCELLOR

BY OFFICIAL DECREE OF HIS MAJESTY KING GEORGE:
FOLLOWING an unprecedented amount of disrespect towards the Britsh crown and its officials, The King and the High Command of Britain demand an apology from the Austrian officials. British citizens were subject to rude barring in the form of kickbans from the wedding, and received a disgusting lack of general respect for all of our accomplishment and our gracious alliance with Austria.

That being said, we demand an official apology from the leader of Austria for the inconveniencies our citizens incurred during the wedding. If our demands are not met, expect a further blog explaining future consequences for such vulgar actions. AS OUR CONDITIONS HAVE BEEN MET, the nation of Britain hereby does also apologize for the some of the questionable actions that led to the initial miscommunication. May our two countries thrive! And Happy Marriage to Hannah!

signed,