User blog:Lieutenant General Richard Venables/Attention: Court Martial Inquiry into Lt. Col. Swordfury

From the desk of Admiral Sir Richard Venables, Commander: Antilles Squadron
By order of the Fleet Admiral:

Lieutenant Colonel Bartholomew Swordfury, of His Majesty's Royal Marine Corp, serving with Antilles Squadron of His Majesty's Royal Navy.

Is to face court martial, for the following charges:
For these combined crimes, he will be tried by a panel of unbiased members of position and title.
 * 1) Insubordination
 * 2) Assault of another officer
 * 3) Dishonourable Conduct
 * 4) Drunk on Duty
 * 5) Refusing to soldier

The Court

 * 1) Prime Minister, the Duke of Edinburgh
 * 2) Lord Speaker, the Earl Grey
 * 3) Second Sea Lord, Sir Albertus Spark
 * 4) His Holiness, the Bishop of Rome

The Prosecution

 * 1) The Prosecutor-General, the Duke of Argyll
 * 2) Prosecutor, the Viccount of Finlaystone
 * 3) *Witness, Commodore Jorge Clemente

The Defense

 * 1) The Defendant, Mr. Bartholomew J. Swordfury
 * 2) Attorney-General, the Earl Edrington
 * 3) Attorney, Mr. Rayne Kroshbon
 * 4) Attorney, Major General Marcus Ironskull

Attendance
All members of His Majesty's Armed Forces are invited to attend and observes the proceedings. (POR Britain wiki chat)

GOD SAVE THE KING!

Verdict
The accused is found guilty of Insubordination, Dishonourable Conduct, and Assault of another officer. He is hereby demoted to the non-commissioned officer's rank of Colour Sergeant.